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Iudas
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Some information from the C&EO on the Census
      #2982678 - 08/29/04 11:09 AM

As many of you know, the Emporer has rescinded the War Tax. What many have not yet heard is that a War Tax Refund is planned for the residents of Vvardenfell, Mournhold and Solstheim. The Morrowind C&EO will be responsible for delivering these tax refunds. As such we had to do a census of residents to ascertain the proper names and residences of all resident, living, non-creature entities on MW.
Each race having its own method of ascribing personal identifiers to its members, and the C&EO being sensitive to these racial heritages; we have prepared a preliminary analysis of the naming structures used by the various races.

Argonian names as used in the entire Empire are approximations of the names Argonians recieve at the naming ceremony. This is due to differences in the vocal structures between argonians and other races.

Bretons and Imperials in general follow the first name father's last name of identifying themselves. Married Breton females almost always take their spouse's last name. Some single named individuals have been encountered.

Bosmers only have one name. Very ocassionally a Bosmer will have a nickname. It was at one time believed that all Bosmer shared the same familial name ( Ur ) but that was a misunderstanding. Dagoth Ur is not a Bosmer and Fargoth does not have the familial name UR.

Altmers or High Elves only have one name and very rarely a geographic identifier.

Redguards also follow the only one name behaviour although they also have the occassional nickname appended.

Khajiiti females also have only one name. And never appear to have an honourific appended to that name. Again some nicknames have been identified.

Khajiiti males while having only one name sometimes have an honourific appended to the start of their name. The rules for these honourifics are very strict and very traditional in Khajiiti culture and offense can be easily given if the proper honourific is not used. Nicknames are rare.

Orcish names are rigidly defined and almost always include a way of identifying the father or step father. gra and gro gar and gor to identify daughter of, son of, step daughter of, stepson of. There are exceptions and we suspect that they represent orcs whose parentage was not discernible.

Dunmer follow various naming conventions. Some have or use only one name. Others follow the first name, father's last name convention, and still others follow an older naming model of House Name, individual identifier. This last model is much more common in house Indoril and house Dres and is used by House Dagoth.

Nord names appear to be either single, or first name, family name, or single name with a specific character trait identifier or battle identifier or historical identifier or profession identifier.

At the present time, the largest families on Morrowind are the Andrano family with 13 members, the Andrethi and Ienith families with 11 members, the Hlaalu family with 10, the Arvel, Dralor, Llervu and Sadri with 9 and the Saren family with 8 members.
The work of processing the addresses of all residents on MW is progressing and the C&EO expects to have the tax refunds into the hands of all legitimate recipients of said refund before the end of the next fiscal year.
The C&EO extends its thanks to the savants at the Imperial Library for their munificent and gracious assistance in our endeavours.

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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Iudas]
      #2982931 - 08/29/04 12:59 PM

um, what exactly does this mean......?

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Iudas
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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: ]
      #2983192 - 08/29/04 02:23 PM

Whatever you want it to mean.
If you are a mod maker maybe some of this is unknown information that will assist you in making your mod.
If you are a new player, then most of this is unknown information that will neither help nor hinder your game play.
If you have already played and beaten MW and Trib and BM, well some of this is new information that might fill in a few blanks.
If role playing is what appeals to you, now you have a bit of information to add to your role playing repetoire as regards MW.
And if you are a modder looking for material that has not yet been used in making mods, certainly the large families might suggest mod avenues as yet not undertaken.
As always the C&EO prides itself on providing a public service and the Emperor's profit.
Join the C&EO and become a Morrowind bureaucrat. Calculate and collect taxes, punish and jail tax evaders, root out smugglers and defacers of antiquities and tombs, gather data, develop new tax hardware. Yes a great future awaits the willing young man or woman who passes the rigourous examination process and becomes a member of the C&EO.

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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Iudas]
      #2986693 - 08/30/04 02:18 PM

Well, I have finally been able to update some of my rough census notes created while slogging endless dreary days and months around this benighted, savage and vermin infested island, with the help of the records of one Zeph, preserved here at the Library.

Taken together, our results are both comprehensive and complete. Can I now, finally, have a transfer out of this backward, dusty, blighted 'province' populated by second-rate Imperial scoundrels and lackeys, racial degenerates, religious zealots in a variety of flavours and lackwits of all types and back to some part of the Empire with at least a modicum of civilization, hope and genuine sunlight?



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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Ronin49]
      #2986731 - 08/30/04 02:29 PM

Pursuant to rule 3.3 subsection 33 para 3 of the third directive from C&EO Headquarters, assignments division, backward dusty and blighted provinces sub division:
All request for transfer will be granted only if they are not requested.
Any unrequested transfer will be appoved on a need to NO basis.
Bureaucrats do not need sunshine, and there is no hope.

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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Iudas]
      #2986797 - 08/30/04 02:51 PM

Quote:

Pursuant to rule 3.3 subsection 33 para 3 of the third directive from C&EO Headquarters, assignments division, backward dusty and blighted provinces sub division:




Hmmm . . . that would be the infamous directive drafted by one Josefus Helleronium, I suppose.



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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Ronin49]
      #2987029 - 08/30/04 03:53 PM

You are correct sir. There is even a statue of him in the auxilliary hall of records in the main headquarters maintainence subbranch in Cyrodiil. It is the statue labelled Theodorus Sturgeonius. We like to think they both would approve.

Who can forget his immortal words: "Slash it if it runs, chop it if it stands and tax it when it falls." A true inspiration to us all.

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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Iudas]
      #2987049 - 08/30/04 03:58 PM

Great info, thanks! Some trophies, as I might be able to use this info sometime

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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: LawrenceRichards]
      #2987089 - 08/30/04 04:09 PM

Dear Mr Richards:
While we in the C&EO appreciate the spirit in which the were meant, it is important to understand that under no circumstances may C&EO representatives below the level of Master Tax Farmer accept bribes, gratuities, rewards, under the table cash, deeds to valuable real or unreal property, free transport, food or water.
And now that the have been brought to our attention we shall be opening a file on you. Have you the proper receipts showing that the taxes on said were paid at the time of acquisition and again at the time of attempted disposition?
As always, we remain your friendly local representative of the Empire's Taxing arm.

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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Iudas]
      #2987121 - 08/30/04 04:17 PM

Dear Mr Iudas,

My s were simply a gesture of gratitude for the information. As for taxing, I am a member of the Imperial Legion, and as such have all of my expenses paid for and up to date. Your not accepting the gesture has caused a great insult to the Champion who gave them to me, and he requests that an honourable duel in the Vivec Arena be held when next he comes south.

- Lawrence Richards

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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: LawrenceRichards]
      #2987233 - 08/30/04 04:37 PM

Dear Sir:
Since the Imperial Champion's duelling taxes from his myriad duels last year remain unpaid, we suggest that he tender the outstanding tax bill plus accrued interest and penalties with the utmost of dispatch before it becomes the unfortunate duty of the C&EO to place this matter before the Emperor. While we are almost sure that this failure to pay is but an unintentional oversight on the part of the current Imperial Champion, a tax lien is a tax lien and must be paid.
It has been brought to the C&EO's attention that the current champion is in possession of an article on the special and restricted article list, towit: The Lord's Mail, for which he has not filed the proper form WD 4 allowing possession of a proscribed article, form WD 40 for exemptions to form WD4, and Form Ula409, the limited liability insurance rider acceptance form should he in any way damage said article while it is in his possession. Again I am almost certain that the failure to file the requisite forms is a mere oversight on the part of the Imperial Champion or one of his subordinate minions but still it does put him in the unseemly situation of being technically a law breaker and thus technically unfit for the grand position he currently occupies.
While we acknowledge and appreciate the gratitude for our tireless and self-effacing work and would like to assure you and the Champion that no offense or insult was meant, we too have our rules and regulations and onerous as they may be we have to abide by them.
Of course once the Champion has taken care of the tax bill and the unfiled paperwork, if he still feels that his amour-propré demands a duel; we will find yet more technicalities, forms, bureaucratic rigamaroles, debilitating managerial and legal headaches and other such minor weapons as are at our disposal to confound and confront him with.
Our regards to Duke Dren, and King Helseth also sends his best.


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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Iudas]
      #2987259 - 08/30/04 04:42 PM

My apologies, it would appear the moderators found this thread inappropriate for the forum in which it was meant to reside and have silently moved it to this forum instead.

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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Iudas]
      #2988843 - 08/31/04 12:12 AM

Hehe . . . so you thought this information might help mod makers name new NPCs consistent with TES lore? Hehe . . .

[And here I just wanted that rebate.]


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Re: Some information from the C&EO on the Census [Re: Ronin49]
      #2988851 - 08/31/04 12:16 AM

The C&EO never has a hidden agenda. Our hand in your pocket is the abiding rule.

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